sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.
I have never thought about it in this context
that’s actually really, really creepy.
I once pointed this out to my mother and she just stared at me, in stunned silence for ages.
There will always be a girl who is less sober, less secure, with less friends walking in a darker part of town. I want her safe just as much as I want me safe.
if i’m not at work, you can usually find me at home watching food network in my boxers
when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident
if you are ever feeling down about yourself, imagine meeting linda from bob’s burgers. because linda sees good in everyone.
are you a not-so-ex con? linda thinks you’re a great employee. a little shallow? linda thinks your style is fabulous. where did you get that…
Holy shit! They are rad as hell!
Up Themed 1st Birthday Party (via)
Things I DO NOT want:
- Another pretty face
- Just anyone to hold
- My love to go to waste
Things I DO want:
- Your beautiful soul
A game of Never Have I Ever that takes a twist, and will leave you with chills at the end.
that is not what i expected, woah
I thought this would be fun, but I got bitch slapped with life
watch and learn
This is so important.
Royal Black's Glorious Empire corset collection: The Empress and The Crown Princess.
Owl John - Red Hand